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Good day everyone…to my fellow #Californians looking for something to do next week or weekend? Come check out the LA connection comedy theatre in Sherman oaks. We have a good deal on tickets this month, admission for two for $10…you won’t get a chance to see me perform, but if you like the experience, come back and watch me perform at the end of May. Here’s the link to purchase your tickets (http://bit.ly/1j9O5Ge) the prices vary, this is the price that **I’m** selling them for. Thank you hope to see you there. #shermanoaksca #laconnectioncomedytheatre #comedy #improv #april #happyjesusday #losangeles #california #funny #tickets #events #ebay

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What’s your perception? Is it based off princes or is it something that was taught to you growing up? If you say your a unicorn then you’re a unicorn, no one can tell you otherwise. #philosophy #reality #napoleonhill #tonyrobbins #deepakchopra #peace #love #deepthoughts

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Ever wonder what your pet is thinking?…sadly you might find out they have to much f**king time on their paws. #cat #animals #lounging #nuts #sack #orangetabby #deepthoughts #whatislife #whyarewehere #santaana #Cali #comedy #funny #facebook #belly #cute

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That one friend that starts his conversations like this…you already know, there’s a great story that’s about to be told. #bestfriends #brothers #brotherfromanothermother #too_d #off_his_noodle #bloodinbloodout #newyork #oswegonewyork #gay #facebook #message #comedy #funny

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I didn’t make it to the toilet, I hate it when I shit cats. Good news is that I have a new pet. #cat #areopostale #santaana #shit #toilet #blue #chinos #dress shoes #McDonald’s #coupons #chickenlegs

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First earth quake survival guide in California. #1. If it gets worse get under a table #2. If it doesn’t just go on your business and ask someone “did you feel that earthquake?” #earthquakeincalifornia #earthquake #onthejobaccedents #santaana #losangeles #LA #accedentshappen #thuggin #addidas #somexican #mexican (at earthquake city)

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Good ways to start your morning. #childern #love #screaming #joy #happiness #santaana #california #losangeles #mexican #smile #laugh #behappy #peace #goodmorning #morning #breakfast #mcdonalds #soundsgood #surfer #shirt #bedhead #iwouldlikesomehead (at where children scream)

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The awful truth about smoking cigarettes. #cigs #truth #tobacco #drugskill #drugsarebadmmmmkay #thebiebs #justinbieber #women #men #holeinthroat #love #peace #comedy #funny #uglyface

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!WARNING! Extreme workout, try it at your own risk, have the best body at your own risk. #allworknoplay #eatsleepshitworkout #workout #routines #muscle #health #fitness #healthy #brucelee #hoodie #pissed #extreme #p90x #fuckit #twotears #inabucket #diet #newyears #resolution

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New songs! New beats!

Source: SoundCloud / Too_D_soundcloud